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bpcookie posted:
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.
On a Taiwanese shampoo |
'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2
Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.
Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.
On a frozen dinner- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions on an electric kettle- The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions on a chainsaw- Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.
On a Taiwanese shampoo |
'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2
Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.
Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.
On a frozen dinner- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions on an electric kettle- The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions on a chainsaw- Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'
WebMD Health Ambassador, BpCookie
7 Replies |Watch This Discussion | Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny Stuff<b>Liquid Plummer </b><br /> Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.<br /> <br /> <b>Windex </b><br /> Do not spray in eyes.<br /> <br /> <b>Toilet Plunger</b> <br /> Caution: Do not use near power lines.<br /> <br /> <b>Dremel Electric Rotary Tool </b><br /> This product not intended for use as a dental drill. <br /> <br /> <b>Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter </b><br /> Safe to use around pets.<br /><br /><b>Baby Oil </b><br /> Keep out of reach of children<br /><br /><b>Dial Soap </b><br /> Directions: Use like regular soap.<br /><br /><img src=http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/warning_cannot_read.jpg class=post_img /><br /><br /><img src=http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/top_gear.jpg class=post_img /><br /><br /><br />On packaging for a clothes iron: <br />'Do not iron clothes on body'. <br /><br />On a Myer hairdryer: <br />'Do not use while sleeping'.<br /><br />On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.<br /><br />On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.<br /><br />On a Taiwanese shampoo | <br />'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'<br /><br />Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2<br /><br />Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.<br /><br />Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.<br /><br />Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.<br /><br />On a frozen dinner- Serving suggestion: Defrost.<br /><br />Instructions on an electric kettle- The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.<br /><br />Instructions on a chainsaw- Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.<br /><br />Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.<br /><br />Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'<br /><br /><img src=http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/back_door.jpg class=post_img /><br /><br /><img src=http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_horn_blowing.jpg class=post_img /><br /><br /><img src=http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/bottomless_pit.jpg class=post_img /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
monkeybee responded:
lol Cookie, those are great!
Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny Stufflol Cookie, those are great!
Wonderful Cooks!!! Thanks for sharing. (=
Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny StuffWonderful Cooks!!! Thanks for sharing. (=
bpcookie responded:
Im glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought I would put something on the board that would make ppl laugh. Cheer up the group. 
WebMD Health Ambassador, BpCookie
Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny StuffIm glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought I would put something on the board that would make ppl laugh. Cheer up the group. <img src="http://img.webmd.com/community/images/smile.gif" align="top" border="0">
Thanks, Cookie,
A new title for you -WebMD Health & Humor Ambassador (Disco, disco goat.
A new title for you -WebMD Health & Humor Ambassador (Disco, disco goat.
Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny StuffThanks, Cookie,<br /><br />A new title for you -WebMD Health & Humor Ambassador (Disco, disco goat. <img src=http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/mooning/butt-dance.gif class=post_img />
LOL I will have to email webmd and ask them if I could add a *humor* to it.
WebMD Health Ambassador, BpCookie
Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny StuffLOL I will have to email webmd and ask them if I could add a *humor* to it. <img src="http://img.webmd.com/community/images/smile.gif" align="top" border="0">
ddnos responded:
If you has a cough, take a laxative. Den you will b afraid to cough. lol
Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past could have been any different --Unknown
Report This| Share this:Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny StuffIf you has a cough, take a laxative. Den you will b afraid to cough. lol
LOL silly dd
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