Funny, Strange, Weird Labels and Other Funny Stuff
bpcookie posted:
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.

On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.

On a Taiwanese shampoo |
'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'

Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2

Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.

Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.

Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.

On a frozen dinner- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Instructions on an electric kettle- The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Instructions on a chainsaw- Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.

Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'

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monkeybee responded:
lol Cookie, those are great!
jselleck replied to monkeybee's response:
Wonderful Cooks!!! Thanks for sharing. (=
bpcookie responded:
Im glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought I would put something on the board that would make ppl laugh. Cheer up the group.
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ibex7 replied to bpcookie's response:
Thanks, Cookie,

A new title for you -WebMD Health & Humor Ambassador (Disco, disco goat.
bpcookie replied to ibex7's response:
LOL I will have to email webmd and ask them if I could add a *humor* to it.
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ddnos responded:
If you has a cough, take a laxative. Den you will b afraid to cough. lol
Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past could have been any different --Unknown
bpcookie replied to ddnos's response:
LOL silly dd
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