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    bpcookie posted:
    Liquid Plummer
    Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

    Windex
    Do not spray in eyes.

    Toilet Plunger
    Caution: Do not use near power lines.

    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

    Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
    Safe to use around pets.

    Baby Oil
    Keep out of reach of children

    Dial Soap
    Directions: Use like regular soap.






    On packaging for a clothes iron:
    'Do not iron clothes on body'.

    On a Myer hairdryer:
    'Do not use while sleeping'.

    On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

    On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.

    On a Taiwanese shampoo |
    'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'

    Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2

    Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.

    Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.

    Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.

    On a frozen dinner- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    Instructions on an electric kettle- The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

    Instructions on a chainsaw- Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

    Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.

    Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'










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    monkeybee responded:
    lol Cookie, those are great!
     
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    jselleck replied to monkeybee's response:
    Wonderful Cooks!!! Thanks for sharing. (=
     
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    bpcookie responded:
    Im glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought I would put something on the board that would make ppl laugh. Cheer up the group.
    WebMD Health Ambassador, BpCookie
     
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    ibex7 replied to bpcookie's response:
    Thanks, Cookie,

    A new title for you -WebMD Health & Humor Ambassador (Disco, disco goat.
     
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    bpcookie replied to ibex7's response:
    LOL I will have to email webmd and ask them if I could add a *humor* to it.
    WebMD Health Ambassador, BpCookie
     
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    ddnos responded:
    If you has a cough, take a laxative. Den you will b afraid to cough. lol
    Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past could have been any different --Unknown
     
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    bpcookie replied to ddnos's response:
    LOL silly dd
    WebMD Health Ambassador, BpCookie


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