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    Manic Monday - poss trigger
    melly2210 posted:
    Good morning everyone. My name is Melinda and I'll be your cruise director this morning.

    Weather: Expected to be hot

    Sleep: Absolutely none - zilch - even with an ambien and a double dose of valium (and yes, I'm calling the there such thing as super mania?)

    Plans: Call the doctor, the case manager, the college

    Anythign else: Possibly clean the house top to bottom....knit a winter coat and assist in herding cattle cross country (snorts)

    Knock Knock Joke of the Day: Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Banana !
    Banana who ?
    Banana split so ice creamed

    Hope is that thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops... at all.  ~Emily Dickinson
    fuzzer29 responded:
    Well, it seems I'm not the only one not getting any sleep so far! At least I'm in good company!

    Weather: Supposed to be another scorcher with a high at 90 and more humidity. Believe it or not, this is a cold front!

    Sleep: Not much yet, I keep waking up. It's way too late to take anything now though. Oh well!

    Mood: Pretty good, continuing on a better path so far. I think the med change may be starting to work, but it does seem a bit too soon for that. If it's a placebo effect- I'm not proud, I'll take it!

    Plans: Not sure yet, but prob going out today, to do what I have no idea!

    Anything else? Ummmmm, no.

    Joke for the day:
    1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
    2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
    3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded."
    4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
    To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
    No matter how high the throne, there sits but an ass. -Voltaire
    DizzyJgirl responded:
    Good morning!

    Weather: So far very nice and comfortable

    Sleep: good

    Plans: cleaning and laundry (I feel like I say that every day).

    Anything else: not really

    Not awake enough to think of a joke.

    Melly...take care and let us know what the dr says.

    Fuzzer...glad you are feeling a bit better...hope it continues.
    snowyowl33 responded:
    Morning all you nuts!

    Seems like everyone is festive this morning... awesome!!! (easy herding those cattle Melly..... oh, and when you finished cleaning your places can you and Fuzzer come and clean mine too??? Thanks, your a peach!


    Weather, still in bed drinking moring coffee.. looks out window.. sunny, breezy, blue skies.. praying for no humidity!

    Sleep: ......tossed and turned and woke up with pillows all over the room and bedsheets tangled in knots... hope it was good! hahaha

    Mood: good so far, better after next cup of coffee...
    Plans: walk my two dogs, go pay someone some money, tdoc appt. .umm continue cleaning up and getting stuff ready to throw out...
    Anything else? .. um yes, why do we have this category?? no one ever has anything else to say....

    Joke.. (your kidding right???? ) ... ummm..errrm ahhhhh..... I never remember jokes....ok, why did the boy take the ladder to school? Because he wanted to get to high school! ......sorry best I can do in the early AM

    Have a fabby day everyone!!!!!!

    Dizzy, hope the stress level isn't too high.... take yourself to a spa woman and have a nice massage!

    Hugs to all who want them..
    One good thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs! :)
    minkysmom1 replied to snowyowl33's response:
    Hi Everybody!

    You mean Melly is going to help us move cattle today? Yea!!

    Weather is dreary again and coastal inland fog. Cool.

    Mood Great now that I know Mellys comin' over!

    Sleep was scattered.

    Plans to get these critters taken care of ,then go to the doc for my gall bladder results. Big time fun!


    tofargone responded:
    morning everyone

    weather: cool

    sleep: not good

    plans: trying to figure out what to get my wife for her birthday

    anything: go for motorcycle ride

    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 50 years. The wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the course on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
    An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. [Mahatma Gandhi]
    fuzzer29 replied to DizzyJgirl's response:
    Thanks so much Dizzy! I sure hope so, I hate dealing with depression.
    No matter how high the throne, there sits but an ass. -Voltaire
    fuzzer29 replied to snowyowl33's response:
    OK, I grab the Fuzzermobile and zoom right on over!
    No matter how high the throne, there sits but an ass. -Voltaire
    ddnos responded:
    Weather - presntly 60, suposed to be 80

    Sleep - good, but want more

    Mood - 3

    Plans - plans? Heck if I know, and not sure I care today, but it will be something fantastic, I'm sure (sacrastic)

    Anything else - no

    Joke - no yoke
    "When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others."
    snowyowl33 replied to minkysmom1's response:

    Hope everything goes really well with your gall bladder tests! Please let us know, and I'll send positive thoughts your way....

    Big hugs squishy hugs....

    How are all my babies????
    One good thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs! :)
    minkysmom1 replied to snowyowl33's response:
    Hi Snowy,

    Yep the ole docoroni. Ugg. I have been having digestive issues for years. Doc thought he'd check out the old gall bladder. I figure ,heck,take it out if it relieves some of my intestinal issues.

    All you're babies are getting big! The Crias especially look huge now that we trimmed all the adults and the crias are still puffballs! Cute critters,but cantankerous. They're always shoving you around when you least expect it Can you say "faceplant!" ha ha..


    bpcookie responded:
    Hello Beeping Beepers,

    Weather: Hot and humid. Avalanche warning.

    Sleep: Couldnt fall asleep until 1 am, when I took my Lunesta

    Mood: ok

    Plans: Clean this filthy house. Also, my mother is supposed to come over. uuuggghhhhh. Im really in no mood for company. Some of my family have the bad habit of giving me short notice. I would really love it if my family would give me at least 4 days notice that they are dropping by.

    Anything else: uummm noper.

    Joke: found some bipolar shirts.

    Have a nice day hunnies. muah
    I can't be bothered with a cell phone in my car....I am too busy making finger gestures at everyone!!!-Maxine
    fuzzer29 replied to bpcookie's response:
    Those are great! thanks for the laughs! As always, hugs sweetie!
    No matter how high the throne, there sits but an ass. -Voltaire
    purpledolphingirl4 responded:
    Weather: humid and high 80s

    Sleep: Good

    Mood: ok

    Plans: finish fixing my cover letter and fix my resume. Set up phone conference with someone. Put dishes away.

    Can't think of a joke right now.

    skypper responded:
    Weather:upper 70's/low 80's just about as perfect as it gets

    Sleep: slept pretty well, i was exhausted from the weekend

    Plans: already worked out, got an unexpected visit from the MIL , had breakfy, cleaned the i gotta make a couple of dreaded phone calls and then go hit the showers and hit the streets and see what i find, my kids are gone till tomorrow so i must take advantage of my freedom for the day

    Anything else: i hate when the mil calls and calls and i don't answer so she either shows up at my door or calls the bf to complain, now mind you its not like its social, its just cuz she has something she wants me to do for her,

    Knock Knock Joke of the Day:

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Adolf Adolf who?
    Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
    I'm selfish,impatient

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