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    i'm a little coconut.
    sitting in a coco patch.
    somebody came and stepped on me.
    i am squished as you can see.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.
    snowyowl33 posted:
    The coconut patch queen looks around the patch......she starts to clean up the summer fun, and prepare the patch for Fall... She pulls out her fake fur lined cocobra and fake fur grass cocoskirt and puts them on...
    She picks up the beach balls, and fallen coconuts, takes down the patio lights and stashes them in the cocotrunk under the cocobar.... She sighs.....she checks her cocomessages.... nothing.....

    She sadly looks around the Patch and wanders off into the cocoforest......
    skypper responded:
    awwwwww, hugs, i was out in the cocogarage gettin down the fall decorations, you know halloween is coming up, but even before that it's my DAHDAHDAH.....drumroll please....BIRThDAY!!!!!! yippeee!!! just 3 more tiny little weeks, i better hit the treadmill hard if i wanna be in tip top shape for the big day
    so lets say we start decorating for the fall, hmmm?
    i love halloween, actually i love October, it's my favoritest month EVER! i've got tons of those scene setters that go along the walls and transform the whole room into a skeleton filled glow in the dark dungeon, mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    slik_kitty replied to skypper's response:
    i'll dye my fur black and spike it and walk around with my back arched. live decorations. he he he

    awww hugs snowy. i wish we had more people over here. it is so quiet.
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
    skypper replied to slik_kitty's response:
    thought you already did that kitty roflmao!!!!
    slik_kitty replied to skypper's response:
    oh no you di'int just say that!!!!!
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
    skypper replied to slik_kitty's response:
    oh YES i went there hunny! UMMMM-HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    snowyowl33 replied to skypper's response:
    .... Snowy wanders out of the cocoforest as she hears her friend rustling around in the cocogarage.... Michelle???? that you... ? ..... awww haven't seen you in the Patch for a long time!!! ... Birthday???? .. reeeeally? what's the date?? Snowy starts to think....hummmm birthday AND Fall... hummm we could have fun with this.... out of the corner of her eye she sees a black hunched shape looking in the mirror....she watches.... The black spiky hunch cat seems to be practising poses....Snowy calls Michelle over... and points to the Kitty.. what's up with her???
    skypper replied to snowyowl33's response:
    her? oh she hasn't had her coffee yet, bwahahahahahaha, that's what she looks like every morning

    my bday is on the 3rd of October which falls on a Sunday this year, aactually i was born on a Sunday, pretty cool huh!?

    I say we combine Birthday, fall, Octoberfest, lobster and shrimpfest, hmmmmm wonder if there's a veggiefest??? well nevermind, we'll make one just for you, seasoned shishkabobbed veggies on the grill

    and LOOK what i found in the cocogarage!!!!!! its my big box of Halloween costumes and accessories!!!! YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!
    Michelle puts on her glittery false eyelashes and bats her eyes at Snowy, don't i look fab???? hehehehehe
    snowyowl33 replied to skypper's response:
    Snowy whistles..... ohhhh yeahhh Hot momma!!! you look dreammmy! ....
    Snowy peeks into the Halloween costumes..... she grins....ahhh HA!!! I found mine... she goes running off into the cocoforest.. giggling
    bpcookie replied to skypper's response:
    Michelle, I have your birthday marked on my calender. Mine is a few days after yours on the 7th. *high fives the other Libra Bipolar chick*

    Here is a description of a Libra.

    Libra: You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an azzhole. For your entire life people will make a complete B*&%^^ out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between caf? latt? and caf? au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all
    skypper replied to bpcookie's response:
    omg! you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy, LOL
    yep i remember your birthday too! so cool, i also have quite a few family members with bdays in october....i think bf is taking me out somewhere this weekend for my birthday, my suspicions tell me its a concert of some sort...hmmmmm
    bpcookie replied to skypper's response:
    Oh sssoooo cool. Im trying to locate a Bobs Crab Shack. There was one in Laughlin and OMG, the best crab I have ever had. Have fun
    fuzzer29 replied to bpcookie's response:
    You haven't had really good crab till you live and dine in MARYLAND!!!! My B-day is on the 29th! I am a very proud Scorpio! I am close to Halloween, so I guess I am a Halloween chick! I can't wait to see snowy's costume! Come out come out where ever you are!
    skypper replied to fuzzer29's response:
    hmmm, i'm not sure but there's a place with a name like that in newport beach i think...really good food, yum!

    fuzzer thats so cool you're in october too!
    i love Halloween we have a party every year

    i can't wait to see snowy's costume either i bet its gonna be so cool! i'm considering maybe dressing as an indian but then i'm not really sure i change my mind so often, last year i was a disco chick in go-go boots & the bf was dressed up totally 70's with an afro, fake cold chain, big sunglasses and everything it was fun
    bpcookie replied to fuzzer29's response:
    Here is what they say about Scorpio's. LOL Dont take this to heart, you are a beautiful person in every way.

    Scorpio: You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras (me and michelle) because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.

    ROFLMAO sorry honey, I was laughing soooooooo hard at this. Im still crying.

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