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i'm a little coconut.
sitting in a coco patch.
somebody came and stepped on me.
i am squished as you can see.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.
Nutty post for coconuts
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ddnos posted:
Where have all the coconuts gone?
Where oh where could they be?
I've looked all around
even got on the ground
but no coconuts could I see

Debbie
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slik_kitty responded:
know. so sad isn't it. sniffle
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
 
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IrwinsLady responded:
nice Debbie.
 
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margaroo replied to IrwinsLady's response:
I think it is time for the Coconut's First Annual Christmas story.

Let me set the scenario: You see the Santa in the mall.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
 
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slik_kitty replied to margaroo's response:
A little kid runs up to santa.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
 
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IrwinsLady replied to slik_kitty's response:
asks him for the Red Rider Riffle BB Gun
 
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bpcookie replied to IrwinsLady's response:
Then the little kid says "I need it to shoot Rodolph on Christmas night so that we can have venison for dinner"
 
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slik_kitty replied to bpcookie's response:
santa faints dead away!
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
 
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IrwinsLady replied to slik_kitty's response:
then Mrs Clause takes the sleigh...
 
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bpcookie replied to IrwinsLady's response:
She checks the GPS and heads for Cookies house....
 
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ddnos replied to bpcookie's response:
...but Kitty messed with the GPS to make Cookies address someone elses.....
 
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bpcookie replied to ddnos's response:
So Mrs. Santa gives Debbie the coal that was meant for Cookie and Cookie gets the gift meant for Debbie.........Pink.
 
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slik_kitty replied to bpcookie's response:
kitty sits back and laughs at the further mayhem that is to come as she keeps tinkering with the gps.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
 
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ddnos replied to bpcookie's response:
wait a minute, cookie, I'm confused? What's this coal stuff you're talking about, and why do I get it? and I thought Pink was for you, so I get her? oooooooo lalaaaaaaaa lol Have you gone bonkers? Is Kitty messing with your hot toddy again? Kitty, naughty, naughty girl!!

Well, if I have to have the coal........oh, ooooooooops, *plunk* *splat* ummmmmmm, I dropped it in the raindeer poo and it splattered all over you, cookie....ummmmmm, sorrry........... uh, yeah, I'm outta herrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee see yaaaaaaaaaa poooooo girl!! lol vrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmm
 
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ddnos replied to slik_kitty's response:
Debbie sneaks behind Kitty with her nifty spiffy spy cam to see what trouble she's up to with the gps



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