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    i'm a little coconut.
    sitting in a coco patch.
    somebody came and stepped on me.
    i am squished as you can see.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.
    Coconut invasion
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    ddnos posted:
    There are coconuts in the land and they are falling out of trees all over the place. Hurry, gather as many as you can before they turn into lil martians and take over the world!

    I beg of you, please help me with this endeavor because I can not possibly do it by myself! They appear to be friendly, but oh my dear, you will soon see that they aren't! They are alien coconuts!

    Help! We need to do something, and do something fast!

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    slik_kitty responded:
    shhhhhhhhh. i'm sleeping.
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    ddnos replied to slik_kitty's response:
    Hey Kitty, wake your lil buns up! It's time to rise and shine!

     
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    slik_kitty replied to ddnos's response:
    oooooohhhhhhhhhh you so don't want to do that. roflmaooooooo
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    IrwinsLady replied to slik_kitty's response:
    squirts Kitty with a water filled supersoaker.
     
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    slik_kitty replied to IrwinsLady's response:
    can't a kitty get any sleep around here??????

    kitty slinks out of bed and goes to her workshop to create her revenge!!!!!
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    ddnos replied to slik_kitty's response:
    I'm waiting for your revenge, kitty!
     
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    slik_kitty replied to ddnos's response:
    darn it!!! i fell asleep while plotting my revenge. now back to plotting. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    IrwinsLady replied to slik_kitty's response:
    laughs evilishly


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