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    i'm a little coconut.
    sitting in a coco patch.
    somebody came and stepped on me.
    i am squished as you can see.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.
    Use a TV slogan to describe a couple's sex life
    melly2210 posted:

    For example:

    Verizon Wireless: Can you hear me now? Good!
    Morton Salt - When it rains, it pours...
    melly2210 responded:
    Doral Cigarettes - Taste me! Taste me! Come on and taste me!!!
    ibex7 replied to melly2210's response:
    Local one,

    Midwest Technical Institute - "Our new students are already competent at what they've been doing."
    Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
    jaws86 responded:
    Lay's Potatoe Chips- I betta you cant eat but one (OOPS)!
    jaws86 replied to jaws86's response:
    Did yall not like that one?
    melly2210 replied to jaws86's response:
    I am sure if anyone read it, they chuckled. It's been quiet around these parts lately.
    slik_kitty replied to jaws86's response:
    yeah i liked it. i just can't come up with any of my own. lol
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright

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