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    i'm a little coconut.
    sitting in a coco patch.
    somebody came and stepped on me.
    i am squished as you can see.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.
    jaws86
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    jaws86 posted:
    No more.
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    slik_kitty responded:
    no more? what's going on?
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    jaws86 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    Hurting really bad.
     
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    slik_kitty replied to jaws86's response:
    hugs if ok
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    An_245481 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    Yes they would work, but if you are traveling the same speed as the light then you would be traveling too fast to see it.. A geeky answer sorry
     
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    slik_kitty replied to An_245481's response:
    lol
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    fenton04 replied to An_245481's response:
    Maybe you can help with this.

    If a man is in the woods and says something and a woman is not there to hear it is he still wrong????

    thats a tuffy.........
     
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    slik_kitty replied to fenton04's response:
    I say yes. lol
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    jaws86 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    I like to feel like a dog sometimes: if you cant eat it, cant screw it, piss on it and walk away!Q
     
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    fenton04 replied to jaws86's response:
    Reminds me of a story about my brother. My brother and friend we sitting at a stop light. They both noticed a male dog licking himself. My brother said to his friend "I wish I could do that" The friend replied "Pet him and maybe he will let you"
     
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    slik_kitty replied to fenton04's response:
    roflmaoooooooooooooo
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright


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