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    i'm a little coconut.
    sitting in a coco patch.
    somebody came and stepped on me.
    i am squished as you can see.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut.
    i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.
    jaws86
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    jaws86 posted:
    So am I a full-fledged member of the coconut patch? Is there some weird initiaion that I have to go through? (No hazing please; I am too fragile)
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    slik_kitty responded:
    you have to sing the coconut song that's at the top of the page of this board.
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    ibex7 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    That's right Kitty,
    We have all sung the coconut song (use any tune you would like to use). Butt remember that once you have piped those exquisite words, you enter the world of endless hazing by the other coconuts! Welcome!
    Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
     
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    jaws86 replied to ibex7's response:
    I sang the song with my wife and 5 dogs as witnesses.
     
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    slik_kitty replied to jaws86's response:
    you are now a member of the patch. welcome patchie!!!!
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    jaws86 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    Thank goodness, I thought I was going to have to drink antifreeze of fart " Jingle Bells".
     
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    jaws86 replied to jaws86's response:
    Oh, I tried the "Jingle Bells "song, didnt make it-it got messy near the end. (OOPS). Please dont report me.
     
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    slik_kitty replied to jaws86's response:
    lol
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright


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