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New Experience A Three Day Surgery

ibex7 posted:

Last week I did something NEW. I had abdominal (abominable) surgery after waiting for four weeks to get on the schedule. Choose your favorite surgery of the things below.

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers

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My favorite part of surgery is:

Three showers the day before the procedure.
Stocking up the fridge with pizza, jello, and chocolate milkshake
Spending three days in your jammies
Having nightmarish dreams in color
Being totally confused and dependent on your friends

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7 Replies |Watch This Discussion | Report This| Share this:New Experience A Three Day SurgeryLast week I did something NEW. I had abdominal (abominable) surgery after waiting for four weeks to get on the schedule. Choose your favorite surgery of the things below.

slik_kitty responded:

hope you are doing well. hugs

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright

Report This| Share this:New Experience A Three Day Surgeryhope you are doing well. hugs

ibex7 replied to slik_kitty's response:

Thanks for the hugs, Kitty. The best part was the friends.

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers

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ibex7 replied to slik_kitty's response:

Four days post-op today, shower day. I'm singing an old favoite . . . . . Disco, disco goat!!!

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers

Report This| Share this:New Experience A Three Day SurgeryFour days post-op today, shower day. I'm singing an old favoite . . . . . Disco, disco goat!!!

slik_kitty replied to ibex7's response:

you go goat! hubba hubba

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright

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ibex7 replied to slik_kitty's response:

Hee hee!

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers

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jselleck replied to ibex7's response:

Don't you mean Disco Disco Duck??? Love that song!!!! Feel better!!!! (((((HUGS)))))

Report This| Share this:New Experience A Three Day SurgeryDon't you mean Disco Disco Duck??? Love that song!!!! Feel better!!!! (((((HUGS)))))

mercygive replied to jselleck's response:

Goat,
Warm wishes for your complete recovery

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