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    sitting in a coco patch.
    somebody came and stepped on me.
    i am squished as you can see.
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    whyme86 posted:
    I was jaws82 but now am seperatedsam-yep you guessed it, I am no longer among the living, I mean married. Joke for you-a man went to a topless and bottomless bar and when he went in , nobody was there.
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    slik_kitty responded:
    yep that's you. bad joke and all. lol. sorry about your marriage. i hope you are doing ok.
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    ibex7 responded:
    Sorry to hear about your break-up, whyme. Here's a website to check for general info if you would like:
    dad'sdivorce.com

    My story is a post on Bipolar Disorder Community. Find somebody to talk with soon. You can reach me on the Coconut Patch. - Goat
    Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
     
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    whyme86 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    I am living out in the middle of nowhere in Alabama. I miss everything in North Carolina but I realized I am out here for a reason- to tell more bad jokes. This is a funny one: Your mother's hair is so nappy she has to take painkillers to comb her hair. Your family is so poor that your mom went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway.- I could go on all day! Telling jokes helps me to cope.
     
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    whyme86 replied to whyme86's response:
    I have been without running water since our pipes froze two days ago. I have been watering the lawn and crossed the road to a field and make my own cow pie.
     
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    slik_kitty replied to whyme86's response:
    hope your water gets fixed soon.
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    whyme86 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    Yea water's on!!!!!!! I don't have to water or fertilize the lawn anymore- its easy for us guys, we don't care!
     
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    slik_kitty replied to whyme86's response:
    lol
    If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
     
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    whyme86 replied to slik_kitty's response:
    Another momma fat joke; Your momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out. your momma is so fat that when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around the lake.LOL


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