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mommaxeli posted:
I saw this somewhere and though it was kind of funny. What have you lost?!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human's skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant's heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant's penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
Work at home Mom of four :) SW: 260 CW: 160 GW: 145
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mommaxeli responded:
I've lost a 2 month old horse!!!

Or two average human legs and an automobile tire...

A newborn calf and two chihuahuas

Four 2-year-olds!
Work at home Mom of four :) SW: 260 CW: 160 GW: 145
 
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jis4judy responded:
Hi I have lost a new born calf and a human head LOl
I hope oit wasn;t mine LOL thats funny
Hugs Judy:)
SW 247 CW 149ish maintaining

Remember the Gold is not in the prize it's in the Journey
life may not be the Party we expected but while we are here we may as well dance

 
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Haylen_WebMD_Staff replied to mommaxeli's response:
Ha ha! Thanks for sharing mommaxeli!

My mom was off and on Weight Watchers for years - she always said "a pound lost is like scraping 4 sticks of butter off your body!" That was always gross to me!
 
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jean4u responded:
I like the visual the loss of 20, is a tire. That is alot. I lost one tire and two Chihuahuas (30 total).

Barb
 
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mefirstforever responded:
Soooo funny!!!
I lost half a dozen ostrich eggs, a chihuahua and a Guinea pig. 30 pounds.
Helene GW 140 CW 194 SW 224
Every day is a gift do your best, be kind including to yourself and smile.
 
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3point14 responded:
I've lost a brain and a two year old!!

This cracked me up!!!
 
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abnersmom responded:
I've lost an Irish Setter and a human brain. I LOVE this Mommaxeli!! I love Irish Setters, but out of respect to Abner, I've got to figure out how many poodles that would be No doubt I've lost a brain somewhere.
Debbie SW 265 CW 187 GW 150 - We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.
Maya Angelou




 
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norma_j responded:
I love this mommaxeli ... too funny but a great way to visualize.

I've lost a housecat, a chihuahua and a couple guinea pigs ...lol

Norma
SW 222/ CW 203/ GW 150

Failure is not an option when Success requires just a little more effort!
 
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SmilingCats responded:
Oh my gosh, this is HILARIOUS!


Let's see...I've lost a small bale of hay and an ostrich egg or two automobile tires and two Chihuahuas.


Thanks for the giggle Maxeli!



Barbara - SW 251, CW 197, GW 140
Goal: To learn to celebrate life without eating unhealthy food.
 
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zozozJen responded:

Oh my God!!! I've lost a human's skin. This is the worst!
 
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zozozJen replied to zozozJen's response:
I take that back the Elephants penis is the worst. LOL!!!!!


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