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    What have you lost?
    mommaxeli posted:
    I saw this somewhere and though it was kind of funny. What have you lost?!

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human's skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant's heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant's penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony
    Work at home Mom of four :) SW: 260 CW: 160 GW: 145
    mommaxeli responded:
    I've lost a 2 month old horse!!!

    Or two average human legs and an automobile tire...

    A newborn calf and two chihuahuas

    Four 2-year-olds!
    Work at home Mom of four :) SW: 260 CW: 160 GW: 145
    jis4judy responded:
    Hi I have lost a new born calf and a human head LOl
    I hope oit wasn;t mine LOL thats funny
    Hugs Judy:)
    SW 247 CW 149ish maintaining

    Remember the Gold is not in the prize it's in the Journey
    life may not be the Party we expected but while we are here we may as well dance

    Haylen_WebMD_Staff replied to mommaxeli's response:
    Ha ha! Thanks for sharing mommaxeli!

    My mom was off and on Weight Watchers for years - she always said "a pound lost is like scraping 4 sticks of butter off your body!" That was always gross to me!
    jean4u responded:
    I like the visual the loss of 20, is a tire. That is alot. I lost one tire and two Chihuahuas (30 total).

    mefirstforever responded:
    Soooo funny!!!
    I lost half a dozen ostrich eggs, a chihuahua and a Guinea pig. 30 pounds.
    Helene GW 140 CW 194 SW 224
    Every day is a gift do your best, be kind including to yourself and smile.
    3point14 responded:
    I've lost a brain and a two year old!!

    This cracked me up!!!
    abnersmom responded:
    I've lost an Irish Setter and a human brain. I LOVE this Mommaxeli!! I love Irish Setters, but out of respect to Abner, I've got to figure out how many poodles that would be No doubt I've lost a brain somewhere.
    Debbie SW 265 CW 187 GW 150 - We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.
    Maya Angelou

    norma_j responded:
    I love this mommaxeli ... too funny but a great way to visualize.

    I've lost a housecat, a chihuahua and a couple guinea pigs

    SW 222/ CW 203/ GW 150

    Failure is not an option when Success requires just a little more effort!
    SmilingCats responded:
    Oh my gosh, this is HILARIOUS!

    Let's see...I've lost a small bale of hay and an ostrich egg or two automobile tires and two Chihuahuas.

    Thanks for the giggle Maxeli!

    Barbara - SW 251, CW 197, GW 140
    Goal: To learn to celebrate life without eating unhealthy food.
    zozozJen responded:

    Oh my God!!! I've lost a human's skin. This is the worst!
    zozozJen replied to zozozJen's response:
    I take that back the Elephants penis is the worst. LOL!!!!!

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