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katmandulou posted:
I subscribe to a daily newsletter, and this was the joke of the day. It made me think of all of us. ENJOY!

Don't Touch Me

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me".

"Why not", he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead".

The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another".

The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"
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KMT333 responded:
That's a good one! Thanks for sharing.
 
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fibroinsd responded:
cute!
Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional !- Mary Englebright
 
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booch007 responded:
Wish we all could have that!

Good joke! We should have one on here everyday!! Share them!! Nancy B
 
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katmandulou responded:
I thought you'd all appreciate it!
 
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booch007 replied to katmandulou's response:
OK....ANOTHER GIRL !!! COMMMME ON !! We need jokes here. One a day would be perfect.

There should be a joke corner...

Caprice are you listening in????
Nancy B


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