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Bipolar Jokes
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bpcookie posted:
These have been on the board before, but just wanted to add them again for those of you who havent seen them.

The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder
10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you're tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You can not remember the number 7.
5 You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.
4 Your cat's name is Kay and your dog's name is Jamison.
3 You bring your own research to the doctor's.
2 You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.


And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1 Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it.
When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
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IrwinsLady responded:
Omg those are funny
 
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bpcookie replied to IrwinsLady's response:
I just LOVE #7. lol. Also #1 is great too.
When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
 
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IrwinsLady replied to bpcookie's response:
# 1 is great but my other favorite has got to be 8 cuz I LOOVVEEEE to sleep
 
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DizzyJgirl responded:
roflmao...thanks for sharing. I love those too.
 
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bipolargal responded:
Funny stuff...only one problem, I don't get #6??? Maybe I'm not really bipolar, since I don't get that one lol

#2 cracks me up, but I thought the correct answer was 2 days
 
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bpcookie replied to bipolargal's response:
dont worry, I dont know who the hell Kay Jamison is. lol. Also, Im not sure about #6, I thought perhaps they were referring to us bipolars as having a bad memory. I know I do.
When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
 
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hope7951 replied to bpcookie's response:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Redfield_Jamison
 
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imbabydoll replied to hope7951's response:
Hope
Thank you for posting this it confirms some of the things I have said all along. Everyone should read this article
imbabydoll
I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. Babydoll
 
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jselleck replied to imbabydoll's response:
I love the list!!! Even made my stuff shirted friend laugh. You come up with the best stuff Cookie.
 
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furbabies4 responded:
If this were the official test, I'd get an A


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