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A lil joke :p
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skypper posted:
Please add your own below =D
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A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!".

The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."

The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA
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skypper responded:
There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*&# YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*!* you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
 
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bpcookie responded:
LMAO poor penis
When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
 
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bpcookie replied to skypper's response:
LMAO I think the Hall Sex is hilarious
When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
 
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Jaimarie_109 responded:
lmao......this is too funny.... I really think the courtroom sex is hilarious.


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