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    Welcome to Grumpy Groupies!!! This group is open to every one. I hope that all my buddies will join and use it often. Sad or happy, NO discussion is taboo. I do ask that you use Trigger in the title when necessary. Hopefully we can have fun and also support those who are having a hard time. Muahs
    A lil joke :p
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    skypper posted:
    Please add your own below =D
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    A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

    The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!".

    The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."

    The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA
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    skypper responded:
    There are four kinds of sex :

    HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

    BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

    HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*&# YOU"

    COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*!* you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
     
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    bpcookie responded:
    LMAO poor penis
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    bpcookie replied to skypper's response:
    LMAO I think the Hall Sex is hilarious
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    Jaimarie_109 responded:
    lmao......this is too funny.... I really think the courtroom sex is hilarious.


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