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    Welcome to Grumpy Groupies!!! This group is open to every one. I hope that all my buddies will join and use it often. Sad or happy, NO discussion is taboo. I do ask that you use Trigger in the title when necessary. Hopefully we can have fun and also support those who are having a hard time. Muahs
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    melly2210 posted:
    Somehow I am thinking posts about the game need to go over here. Cause this taco/sausage debate is getting soooo out of hand. We're all gonna get booted off the board....and then who's gonna post? ROFL
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    bpcookie responded:
    No joking eh? I think its because of the tight ends, the big balls they play with, yea it tends to get a little dirty.
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    bpcookie responded:
    Here are some things that are totally innocent and football related, but they sound really dirty.

    "wow, he took a blow to the head"

    He came from his blind side and nailed him from behind

    He gets penetration in the backfield

    He gets it off just in time

    He found the hole and exploded through it

    He rammed it in for a quick score

    All he has to do is keep pounding it up the middle (that one kills me lol)

    How could he have missed a hole that big?
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    ddnos responded:
    Melly, getting out of hand? From where I'm sitting, it was looking like you girls had it IN HAND! Ewwwwwwwwwww boys germs! lol

    You've heard of that one liner that says, "What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?...........well? What?

    Single! lol

    Well, I don't have long fingernails, and I'm STILL single! What's up with that? Maybe my open reciever went out of bounds and then the offending team took home field advantage and insisted they made a fair catch, but I think they were just trying to get an extra point with double coverage. So I'll drop back and find an eligible reciever and make it to first down and then a forward pass right into the pocket where we will score!!

    The end. roflol

    Debbie
     
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    melly2210 replied to ddnos's response:
    So I can post the poem Doodle wrote to me?? HEHE!!! I am so proud of it. I inspire poetry! I said I had pledged allegiance to sausage (S) and she answered back with:



    "I pledge allegiance to the sausage
    The sausage, one and all


    and to the sausage


    I will be true
    And no tacos will I call"

    I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants. I soooo needed that!
     
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    ddnos replied to melly2210's response:
    roflol how embarrassing, melly, it wasn't even a good poem LOL sheeeeeeesh! I need to clean it up...well, not clean it up, but make it better lol
     
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    bpcookie replied to ddnos's response:
    LMAO your cracking me up
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    bpcookie replied to ddnos's response:
    LOL omg, llloooovvveee the poem. lol
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    ddnos replied to bpcookie's response:
    lol Cookie - i do what i can do lol
     
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    ddnos replied to bpcookie's response:
    LOL Cookster - you love the poem, huh? lol You're as sick as Melly! LOL
     
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    bpcookie replied to ddnos's response:
    LMAO hahaha we are just a bunch of sicko's. Now you need to do a taco poem
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    melly2210 replied to bpcookie's response:
    I got this!!!

    "I pledge allegiance to the taco
    Of course it reigns supreme!
    And to the taco for which I kneel
    I will forever be true!"

    (Worse than mine I think!) ROFLMAO
     
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    bpcookie replied to melly2210's response:
    LMAO re supreme (taco bell) LOL re kneel. too funny
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    bpcookie responded:
    I love sausages of all size,

    The big ones bring tears to my eyes,

    I love them fat and I love them long,

    Cant take my eyes off of the dong,

    Cant get enough, hot diggity damn,

    I even love them with green eggs and ham.
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    melly2210 replied to bpcookie's response:
    Rofl....before I even got to the last line I was thinking Dr. Seuss.


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