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    Welcome to Grumpy Groupies!!! This group is open to every one. I hope that all my buddies will join and use it often. Sad or happy, NO discussion is taboo. I do ask that you use Trigger in the title when necessary. Hopefully we can have fun and also support those who are having a hard time. Muahs
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    mercygive posted:
    A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
    She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

    The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we
    cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."[br>[br>
    The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought
    it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.[br>[br>
    The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again
    the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

    So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.[br>[br>
    The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
    The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

    The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
    The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in
    the box that would harm her.

    So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly
    pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like SH** !!!."

    The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of
    toilet paper."

    Don't mess with old people.
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    ddnos responded:
    ROFLOL!!!
     
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    beej5 responded:
    ROFLOL too funny.
     
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    bpcookie responded:
    OMG LMAO love it
    When all else fails, go Bipolar all over their azzes!!
     
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    IrwinsLady responded:
    omg thats great
    Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned. by Green Day, song: Basketcase


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