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    Welcome to Grumpy Groupies!!! This group is open to every one. I hope that all my buddies will join and use it often. Sad or happy, NO discussion is taboo. I do ask that you use Trigger in the title when necessary. Hopefully we can have fun and also support those who are having a hard time. Muahs
    Naming private parts. Warning, this post could trigger many ppl
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    bpcookie posted:
    Hey peeps, IrwinsLady said something funny as Hell today, so I decided to make a post about it.

    WARNING; Sexual content. If this kind of thing triggers you, offends you, bothers you, annoys you, bores you, or anything of that nature, then why in the Hell are you reading this?

    What have you or your partner named their *private* area? Come on ppl, you all know you do it. LOL also anything else you come up with is cool too.

    My hubby call his, his Anaconda. My Indian name for him is, Buffalo Balls. His Indian name for me is, Running Bare.
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    bpcookie responded:
    OH OH OH, a friend of mine just gave me a name for my private part. since Ive been having so much trouble with *that* area and its been painful, she said I should name it *Ouchie* LOL
     
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    IrwinsLady replied to bpcookie's response:
    LoL thats funny
     
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    bpcookie replied to IrwinsLady's response:
    Lady, write the name your man calls his here, just in case some of our peeps didnt see it on the main board.
     
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    maddie8415 replied to bpcookie's response:
    We sure are an imaginative group, aren't we? xD
     
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    maddie8415 replied to bpcookie's response:
    yeah it was just too good to miss!
     
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    bpcookie responded:
    Oh, I forgot to add, I named mine *Kitty* ppuuurrrr
     
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    IrwinsLady replied to bpcookie's response:
    okay,

    One Eyed Monster
    Little Boy
    One Eyed Yogurt Slinger
    Protein Shooter
    Chico
     
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    bpcookie replied to IrwinsLady's response:
    Chico? LOL. what on earth?
     
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    IrwinsLady replied to bpcookie's response:
    well my bf is half Dominican and hlaf Puerto Rican, He is a tall man but not very well in dowed but big enough. Hence Chico
     
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    bprobin responded:
    lmao! my ex called mine...funny man in the boat...i just always called his ...him...lmao!
     
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    IrwinsLady replied to bprobin's response:
    lol. i have a sick mind 24/7 365 idk why
     
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    hereinmyhead responded:
    Sure, why not...


    J uses several diff nicknames. I can't remember them all, but they include "cream-filled long john", "meat puppet" (which is funny, because that's what I've always called people that I think are stupid followers without a mind of their own. His is funnier.) He also calls himself "muffin man" - Zappa has a song of the same name & part of the lyrics are:


    "Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say

    There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didn't know nuthin

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he only was a-puffin
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin



    (etc) LOL


    I think most of our nicknames for each other came from either Zappa or Alex Harvey lyrics. (speaking of 80s music again - I loved The Sensational Alex Harvey Band!!!! Although I think more of their stuff was 70s, since Alex died in the 80s). Yep, me OT again...so what else is new?
     
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    hereinmyhead replied to hereinmyhead's response:
    Speaking of Alex Harvey (again)...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mebN5MWLjU
     
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    hereinmyhead replied to hereinmyhead's response:
    oh, and you have to use the pull-down under the video to see the lyrics. funny stuff!


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