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    Does your equipment have a name?
    gymrat44 posted:
    Yesterday over on the thread about whether or not you shave your penis shaft and scrotum there was a reply from MaxBarto where he called his equipment his Frank 'n Beans which I thought was quite clever. Made me wonder if you guys have names for your penis and balls and if you have a personal slang term for your package the way MaxBarto does. Since we've already posted sizes, how about some names, guys?

    I'll start the discussion here: I have called my package my 'boydog parts' since I seem to have a fairly strong canine nature. My penis is 'Duke', full name 'Duke the Dick' -- his neighbors are the Testicle Brothers, Timmy and Tommy.

    (I've started a song about Duke which I sing in the shower while giving him some attention, but I'll spare you the details.)
    manhood should be enjoyed, not proven -- gymrat44

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