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What a Great Experience this group has become. The kinship in Brotherhood. There is such a diverse range of topics. This is the place we can be as open as we want to be... Everyone is welcome to join, but it is not a place to Cruise. It's for sharing sexual questions and comments among men.

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After the Big-O

shortman_eric posted:

How do you guys clean up the messes you make after masturbating? After a lot of responses showed that you guys don't eat your load after, do you guys have a special towel, an old shirt, a sock, kleenex?

23 Replies |Watch This Discussion | Report This| Share this:After the Big-OHow do you guys clean up the messes you make after masturbating? After a lot of responses showed that you guys don't eat your load after, do you guys have a special towel, an old shirt, a sock, kleenex?

RuBare2 responded:

Eric,

You may be to young to remember the commercial. And I can't for the life of me remember what it is, but the theme song went something like "rub it in.. rub it in". LOL! (any help from the older guys what product it is?)

I always have a rag/towel next to me if I am not going to "savor the flavor".

Report This| Share this:After the Big-OEric, You may be to young to remember the commercial. And I can't for the life of me remember what it is, but the theme song went something like "rub it in.. rub it in". LOL! (any help from the older guys what product it is?) I always have a rag/towel next to me if I am not going to "savor the flavor".

John-SKPT replied to RuBare2's response:

I think it was the first set of tv ads for "glade Plug-Ins" air fresheners. It was punning on the Billy Crash Craddock song "Rub It In".

Report This| Share this:After the Big-OI think it was the first set of tv ads for "glade Plug-Ins" air fresheners. It was punning on the Billy Crash Craddock song "Rub It In".

RuBare2 replied to John-SKPT's response:

your correct.. It wasn't rub it in.. it was "plug it in"... I was having a BALD MOMENT! LOL!

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Oyour correct.. It wasn't rub it in.. it was "plug it in"... I was having a BALD MOMENT! LOL!

Manjock responded:

sometimes I clean up straight away but other times I like to just lay back and let it dry on my stomach or chest. I am a big shooter.

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Osometimes I clean up straight away but other times I like to just lay back and let it dry on my stomach or chest. I am a big shooter.

GAP1954 replied to RuBare2's response:

you are funny Ru - another song - rub it on my belly like guava jelly LOL
for me it all depends - if I am staying naked or going swimming or something - I just let it be. On the other hand if a tux is waiting - a quick wipe with whatever is handy and then I get a kick out of feeling it dry as I go to some important something or other...

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Oyou are funny Ru - another song - rub it on my belly like guava jelly LOL for me it all depends - if I am staying naked or going swimming or something - I just let it be. On the other hand if a tux is waiting - a quick wipe with whatever is handy and then I get a kick out of feeling it dry as I go to some important something or other...

GAP1954 replied to RuBare2's response:

no - glade took it from a song about sunning on a beach in Jamaica - i forget the groups/singer

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Ono - glade took it from a song about sunning on a beach in Jamaica - i forget the groups/singer

RuBare2 replied to GAP1954's response:

could we also call it "Man Jelly"?

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Ocould we also call it "Man Jelly"?

Manjock replied to RuBare2's response:

man jelly is good or love juice

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Oman jelly is good or love juice

Alexco35 responded:

It's funny that you ask this because I always start jacking slow, then always, and I mean always forget to get a hand towel, etc... I end up using my boxers, or t-shirt, of course they go straight into the wash.... for some reason I never care to get a towel before hand, but im getting better at it...lol

Report This| Share this:After the Big-OIt's funny that you ask this because I always start jacking slow, then always, and I mean always forget to get a hand towel, etc... I end up using my boxers, or t-shirt, of course they go straight into the wash.... for some reason I never care to get a towel before hand, but im getting better at it...lol

shortman_eric replied to GAP1954's response:

Doesn't it dry up and flake off if you let it dry and stay naked? This also goes to Manjock since he's a big shooter as well.

Report This| Share this:After the Big-ODoesn't it dry up and flake off if you let it dry and stay naked? This also goes to Manjock since he's a big shooter as well.

zoom1969 responded:

I keep an old black t-shirt hidden for cleaning up. When I put it in the wash it kind of looks like dried Elmer's glue is all over it. Then like some of the others I have used a sock, a washcloth, or a pair of underwear.

Report This| Share this:After the Big-OI keep an old black t-shirt hidden for cleaning up. When I put it in the wash it kind of looks like dried Elmer's glue is all over it. Then like some of the others I have used a sock, a washcloth, or a pair of underwear.

ryu2008 replied to zoom1969's response:

dude I used to do the exact thing but now I just shoot my load on my shirt and take off my shirt afterwards and goes straight to the laundry.

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Odude I used to do the exact thing but now I just shoot my load on my shirt and take off my shirt afterwards and goes straight to the laundry.

Gary0329 replied to Manjock's response:

Manjock, is your stomach and chest hairy? That adds to the clean-up. LOL

Report This| Share this:After the Big-OManjock, is your stomach and chest hairy? That adds to the clean-up. LOL

playerman responded:

post-masturbsation clean up depends on where i am. at home i will usually jump in the shower and rinse off or go for a swim.

Report This| Share this:After the Big-Opost-masturbsation clean up depends on where i am. at home i will usually jump in the shower and rinse off or go for a swim.

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