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    Things You Never Thought You'd Say
    tlkittycat1968 posted:
    What are some things you never thought you'd hear your self say as a parent?

    For me:

    Don't lick the cat.
    FarmWife1979 responded:
    How about:

    Don't lick your shoes! Ewww....
    Holly (31) DH (38) DD (3-born 11/16/07). Full-time working Mom, Wife, Library Board President, Chef, Chauffer, Maid, Toy Assembler and Repair Technician, and Chief Boo-Boo Kisser.
    phoenix31674 responded:
    i actually expected to say 'Don't like the cat.' Just yesterday I said 'Don't stick the fork up your nose.' That's the only one I can think of right now.
    Mainemommy replied to FarmWife1979's response:
    Did you just LICK THAT?? Refering to the meatcase at Shaw's
    or the window or DVD's
    mommy5kiddos responded:
    Stop eating off the floor!

    Don't lick people!

    Don't chew on your shoes!
    previously mommyof3kiddos..then I had twins :) DS 4, DD 3.5, DD 2, and the twins
    AleAtapaucar responded:
    I never thought I'd say:

    Did you just poop on the floor?
    mol13 responded:
    "Don't touch that. You have your own."

    "You don't want me to get the boogers out? Should I put them back, then?"
    Molly (30) DH (36) David 8/30/07; beat cancer, now needs hearing aids. Jesse 07/05/09; my daredevil! Surprise EDD 7/13/2011, which is MY birthday!
    phoenix31674 responded:
    DH never thought he would be cheering on for DD to poop. He constantly says 'I never thought I'd say that' as we try to encourage her to use the potty for pooping.

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